sonnyforpresident:

I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS OMFG

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tardisisthenewblack:

poet-bellefleur:

lipstickgames:

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

YES

THIS IS MY LIFE

YES

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They’re dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed. Not even by their mother.

iconic first meeting (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

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carryonmy-assbutt:

clairvoyantsam:

exploit-my-savagery:

oswins-doctor:

suluisms:

For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener

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I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.

IT GOT BETTER

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The finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world.

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#harry potter #hp

ouat challenge:
day 11: favourite season → season 3

orange is the new black season 2

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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#harry potter #lol #text

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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#lol #religion #text

agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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#animal

heydumbdumbs:

chadmaxey:

The most bare bones of performances

well shit. 

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#music #video #bastille

Behind the Scenes of On the Run

sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

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#video #lol #lmao
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